"A merry heart doeth good like
a medicine...."Proverbs 17:22
Here is a collection of humor in pictures:
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Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Church Signs
These are all clever and many are funny, but keep in mind as you enjoy them that they all contain some truth, maybe even a little that you need to hear...
- Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!
- Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins.
- Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!
Church Billboard Messages
These are all clever and many are funny, but keep in mind as you enjoy them that they all contain some truth, maybe even a little that you need to hear...
- Be Fishers of Men.... You catch 'em, He'll Clean 'em
- A clean conscience makes a soft pillow.
Parking place please
A man was driving down the street, as he had an important meeting but he couldn't find a parking....
Looking up towards the Heaven, he said:
"Lord, have pity on me.
If you find me a parking space, I will go to the church every Sunday for the rest of my life and i will give up drinking..."
Miraculously,
a parking space appeared.
The man looked up again and said:
"Never mind..
I found one..!!
:-D
Looking up towards the Heaven, he said:
"Lord, have pity on me.
If you find me a parking space, I will go to the church every Sunday for the rest of my life and i will give up drinking..."
Miraculously,
a parking space appeared.
The man looked up again and said:
"Never mind..
I found one..!!
:-D
You brought pavement
There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he
had worked so hard for his money and he wanted to be able to take it with him
to heaven. So he began to pray that he might be able to take some of his wealth
with him. An angel hears his plea and appears to him.
"Sorry, but you can't take your wealth with you."
The man implores the angel to speak to God to see if He might bend
the rules. The man continues to pray that his wealth could follow him. The
angel reappears and informs the man that God has decided to allow him to take one
suitcase with him.
Overjoyed, the man gathers his largest suitcase and fills it with
pure gold bars and places it beside his bed. Soon afterward the man dies and
shows up at the Gates of Heaven to greet St. Peter. St. Peter seeing the
suitcase says,
"Hold on, you can't bring that in here!"
But, the man explains to St. Peter that he has permission and asks
him to verify his story with the Lord. Sure enough, St. Peter checks and comes
back saying,
"You're right. You are allowed one carry-on bag, but I'm
supposed to check its contents before letting it through."
St. Peter opens the suitcase to inspect the worldly items that the
man found too precious to leave behind and exclaims,
"You brought pavement!!!"
:-)
The Grand Canyon
Three people were visiting and viewing the Grand Canyon -- an artist, a pastor and a cowboy.
As they stood on the edge of that massive abyss, each one responded with a cry of exclamation.
The artist said, "Ah, what a beautiful scene to paint!"
The minister cried, "What a wonderful example of the handiwork of God!"
The cowboy mused, "What a terrible place to lose a cow!"
:-)
As they stood on the edge of that massive abyss, each one responded with a cry of exclamation.
The artist said, "Ah, what a beautiful scene to paint!"
The minister cried, "What a wonderful example of the handiwork of God!"
The cowboy mused, "What a terrible place to lose a cow!"
:-)
Groom in black
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother,
"Why is the bride dressed in white?"
"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life."
The child thought about this for a moment, then said
"So why is the groom wearing black?"
:-)
"Why is the bride dressed in white?"
"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life."
The child thought about this for a moment, then said
"So why is the groom wearing black?"
:-)
Stone from the sky
Jesus saw a crowd chasing down a woman to stone her and approached them.
"What's going on here, anyway?" he asked.
"This woman was found committing adultery, and the law says we should stone her!" one of the crowd responded.
"Wait," yelled Jesus.
"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."
Suddenly, a stone was thrown from out of the sky, and knocked the woman on the side of her head.
"Aw, c'mon, Dad..." Jesus cried, "I'm trying to make a point here!"
!:-):-)
"What's going on here, anyway?" he asked.
"This woman was found committing adultery, and the law says we should stone her!" one of the crowd responded.
"Wait," yelled Jesus.
"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."
Suddenly, a stone was thrown from out of the sky, and knocked the woman on the side of her head.
"Aw, c'mon, Dad..." Jesus cried, "I'm trying to make a point here!"
!:-):-)
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